2. MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
3. Windows had detected you do not have a keyboard. Press ‘F9″ to continue.
4. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX
5. Software is like sex: It’s better when it’s free.
6. Unix, DOS and Windows…the good, the bad and the ugly.
7. Windows XP -now comes with free anger management courses.
8. I don’t care if the software I run is unstable crap, as long as it is the LATEST unstable crap.
9. Why do with one shortcut key what you can do with 5 mouse clicks? Welcome to Windows!
3 comments:
windows mosham alla.... windows always roxx...
linux is good...
hmmmm u ll knw the power of linux..when u doing a project.....linux is simply grt...
Windows (n):
(1) An opening in a wall or structure for light and/or air to pass.
(2) A 32 bit shell for a 16 bit operating system, originally written for an 8 bit processor on a 4 bit bus by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition! - Anon
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