printf("omg!! im soooo happy.\n");
exit()
HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND :-)
1. You can stare at any Girl.......
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2. You don't have to spend money on her.
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3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.
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4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.
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5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.
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6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.
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7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.
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8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.
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9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.
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10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.
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11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endle
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